What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:56
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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